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“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”
The ultimate roast that will instantly destroy even your toughest enemies. Originally said by Shakespeare in 1584 and made popular by the famous youtuber Pewdiepie in 2018.
Thanos: "your mom gay"
Superman: "no u"
Bill Murray: "you're a bag of balls that nobody wants"
Superman and Thanos: *dies*
Nonliteral Nobody refers to a small group of people. Commonly gets confused with Literal Nobody
Person 1: "Did you read the Terms of Service?"
Person 2: "dude nobody reads the terms of service"
Person 3: "No I read the Terms of Service
Person 2: " Nonliteral Nobody
Dr-Nobody is an extremely skilled and good looking gorilla tag player. Looking at him is like looking at Jesus
“Whoah, is that Dr-Nobody! I can’t keep my eyes off him!
When shawty (a female) farts on the schlong (your weiner)
"Yo why do you look so happy today?"
"Broo i got nobody syndrome"
"Ayyy that's my boy"
What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"