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A person who has qualities to the face that make her resemble an ass.
"Victoria sharpe."
"Dude, here comes old man saggy ass, lets get the fuck out of here."
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When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.
"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"
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abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty
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Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
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Young wannabe executives that dislike thier older co-workers, usually upper management. This dislike usually cloud ones vision and could end up in career suicide. Old man-O-phobia is usually deep rooted and stems from walking in on your grandparents having relations.
Suga wants to be a VP of the acme.corp, but he is an old man-O-phobe.
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To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.
Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.
Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.
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