The Funny guys from Friday Night Funkin, The origin from Pump And Skid is SrPelo.
They are small children/?
Skid wears a skeleton costume and Skid wears a Pumpkin costume.
They say ''ITS SPOOKY MONTH'' alot.
Pump and skid are cool, but SrPelo is cooler
To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night
Bob: did you get any from your girl?
Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump
I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.
When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.
See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front
When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind
I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke
To take on an exciting and daunting adventure that is outside your comfort zone.
I really getting pumped on the bunny about bungee jumping for the first time.