Ralph Wallam

Ralph is the most loving person you could ever meet if you become close to him. That is if he lets you. He has walls up.

He has a tough outer exterior, but warm and beautiful on the inside.

Gives the best hugs and has a very soothing voice.

Mad skills in flirting and knows how to steal a heart.

Loyal as can be.

Ralph craves a simple life, where he is loved just as much as he loves others.

His soul mate is out there, thinking about him just as much as he thinks about her.

Yearning to be together, just like that day they once were. But only a hug was exchanged even though they craved more.

Of Ralph Wallam, what ever happened to him?

Not sure but he hasn’t left my mind.

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Ralph macchio

supper hot guy. Would date if I could. Only if I was born in time. Damn. He’s supper fine and like the only celebrity that can pull off so many hair styles like omg

hey man Ralph macchio shot

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ralph lauren

A brand that used to be exclusive, until things went too far and every Tom, Dick and Harry started buying its products.

Phony Chinese imitations are partly to blame for the downfall of ralph lauren.

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ralph lauren

Verb: to ralph lauren *something* or *someone*

Definition: to photoshop a model to look thinner than normal humans.

Not to confuse with the fashion guru Ralph Lauren.

Elle Magazine have really succeeded with a ralph lauren. Don't you think? She looks so thin...
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Don't do so much ralph lauren on me. I want to look natural. I already have size 0.

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Calling Ralph

(Verb): Pretending to make a phone call as an excuse to go outside and puke.

a-"Where's Steve?"
b-"Outside calling Ralph."
a-"Pussy"(High Fives b)

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Ralph Wiggum

one who is an idiot or overly simple

That guy is a real Ralph Wiggum

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Ralph Wiggum

a retarded person. ... ... ..

"Miss Hoover, I stuck my finger up my nose and some of my brains came out."

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