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A man who works 50 weeks out of the year at the donkey show in Juarez Mexico and illegally crosses the border to steal jobs from American Santa's and works for 2/3's less money and smells of tequila.
Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.
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Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa
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12 years old tomorrow, wish him happy birthday, also likes Evan Martin and are physically, mentally and last but certainly not least, sexually attracted to one another. in other words he's gay AF
Person 1-Did u see L A SANTA
P{erson 2-Yeah, he was kissing Evan passionately
Person 1-Kinky
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When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
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A spanish metal band with lyrics that talk about the middle ages and mythology. In english it means "Holy Earth".
"Los diez mandamientos
La ley de su Dios
Grabada en la piedra
Con el fuego eterno
Que en cielo ardió"
--Los Diez Mandamientos
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a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.
guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards
guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY
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A city in Orange County with the 2nd largest Mexican American communities in California behind East Los also my favorite city in America. In Santa Ana has many car clubs and it's always a nice day to cruise around. Funk is never dead in this city cause people are bumping funk music in their cars while cruising. Lemme tell you this though; Santa Ana is not that ghetto yet it's no Beverly Hills either all cities have low and high income families.
Suburban rich kids from Newport Beach may talk shit about this city but when they really come down in Mcfadden or Bristol they would keep their heads down like pussies
Puro Santa Ana 714 Fuck The Rest
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