The creator of MySpace, once a computer game hacker when he was 14 years old, who will one day brainwash the innocent minds of teens all over the world.
He will not stop until he has all the friends in the world. Tom MySpace
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A code word for alcohol. used when someone who shouldnt no alcohol is around is... around.
"Is Tom comin to this party dude?"
"FUCK YEA!!!!"
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the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren
fuck those swinging tom tom's
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Probably one of the most generic people on earth, often has his name forgotten by others, or isnt even recognized. Also referred to by the name "John Doe"
Tom: hey guys!
jane: "wow that guy is such a John Doe, he has been at this school for six years now, i can't even remember his name"
Sam: "lets just not speak to him to save our selves from sheer emberassment"
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Stupid ginger homosexual bum who pretends to have a girlfriend but really dates blokes
Tom is dating some man from the pub, his life revolves around playing computer games, getting pissed and homosexual activity
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a douchebag full of cumdumpsters indcluding matt
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