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When you spin in a circle and fire your machine gun constantly in hopes that you kill someone.
SweetHeavyD's tornado attack only killed his team mates and no one else.
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The girl holds the guy's penis with her open palms while sliding the palms in each other to turn the penis.
Jessica gave me such a hard Russian tornado, that she twisted my cock on 360 degrees.
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The act of a female spinning so fast and ferociously on a males penis that the inside of her vagina become burnt like a Jew in the holocaust.
Drake: Yo me and that bird did a Jewish Tornado
Bro: Did you feel like Hitler?
Drake: Yeah man I could smell the burnt flesh and everything
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A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.
Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado
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Mountain tornados occur when a funnel cloud develops into a tornado near the base of a large mountain. The rotation of the tornado in such close proximity to the mountain causes a scientifically unexplainable process that forces the tornado up the side of the mountain until it reaches the top. Once at the top, the speed of the tornado accelerates until the tornado begins to sink into the mountain (like a drill bit). The tornado continues down until completely submersed (it sort of just disappears).
Note: mountain tornados are extremely rare. The only confirmed sighting occurred July 29, 2009 at Cheyenne Mountain located in El Paso County Colorado. The storm caused extensive damage to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo facilities. Luckily there were no casualties (human or otherwise).
Wow! You should have seen how worried my coworker was during that mountain tornado. Her kids were at the zoo while it was happening! Good thing the zoo staff had enough sense to move the kids into a safe / strong structure.
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The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.
"My girlfriend wanted to do something kinky, so I strapped her up and the French Tornado began."
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An area such as a blacktop, gymnasium, or club, consisting only of minorities (social or racial) or wannabes that combine to form a huge mass that may or may not rotate around a focal point (such as a D.J. or stripper).
Depending on the size of such a mass it can be classified using the category system. Cat. 1 is used for least amount of people and/or destruction and Cat. 5 is used to describe a huge amount of minorities and/or full scale destruction.
Kid: Hey, you wanna go play basketball?
Kid2: No thanks man, the last I heard there was a Category 3 Minority Tornado over there. I wouldn't want to get caught in that...
Kid: lol. K.
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