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Hockinson is a rural area located right next to Vancouver, Washington. Middle through high schoolers often refer to it as a "hick town", although, they have never been to Ridgefield, Washington. Hockinson kids hate Hockinson as much as Vancouver kids hate Vancouver. With not a lot to do they often times circle jerk and create gossip. Parents and adults love living in Hockinson due to how close it is to the city and how peaceful it is.
Hockinson is known for it's central three way stop with the Hockinson Market on the corner and for China ditch which high schoolers race they're ricers on.
A: I hate this hick town, Hockinson Washington blows.
B: Lets walk to Vancouver.
A: It's to far, lets watch porn together instead.
B: Solid.
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First president of the United States.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.
George Washington...
I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.
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The biggest gathering of assholes, fags, and gay rich kids in the entire Pac-10, with no close second. Noted for its dangerous campus, frat rapes, terrible athletics, snobby ugly kids, and not having a college experience. Rumors of a strong academic program are misguided, the only strong academic programs at the UW are graduate programs, UW would not waste any of their time with undergrads.
The University of Washington is located in seattle washington, and is hated 2nd most of all pac 10 schools, despite trying all it can to recruit dumbasses, no wonder brad went there!
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The Worlds Largest Dildo
For Use by Your Mother.
My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!
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He is literally the goat. Jesus Christ to be exact and has the best music taste. The hoes love him.
Girl 1: omg that’s Andrew Washington. Girl 2: omg he’s so delicious.
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The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of the purple and gold. So if you see someone sportin it they're probably smarter, sexier, better, and more important than you.
"Look at that Wazzu grad. bag that UW's grad's groceries. Must be cougin it."
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my ho-ing corner. back off bitch
I got home late and sore from a long night on 14th and washington
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