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to cum in mass quantities all over your girls face. giving her the appearance of a krispy kreme doughnut
man jen had me so worked up when she was giving me head that i pulled out of her mouth and gave her a yogurt bath
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When you don't have time to shower so you spray yourself with perfume or cologne. Elvis was famous for doing this.
I was on an airplane all night and had to get to my job interview immediately after landing so I had to give myself an Elvis bath in the airport bathroom.
what you promise your crush to do next time you meet:
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
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"girl, you coming out tonight? we are causing a scene in a club downtown!"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
When she sucks your dick to clean it free of sexual juices and remnants after having sex.
I got my $5 worth with that filthy prostitute last night. I filled her full for not and she gave me a lip bath before I was on my way.
You mom gives the best lip baths braaaaahhhh. She’s very thorough.
shooting cum on your partner's toes
I gave her a piggie bath before she put on her heels.
boiling large amounts of water to add to water in the bath to have warm enough water to bathe. Used when one's hot water heater is broken.
My deadbeat landlord won't come to fix my water heater so I have to take a hillbilly bath.
A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub
Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
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