up in burners

when a person consistently buys disposable cell phones so the women he has one night stands with can't reach him

Burner": "I'm up in burners, man! I can't have these hoes trackin me down.

one burner

man who is faithful to one woman

Jeffs friends are all players but he's a one burner

Brim Burner

A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.

Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.

Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.

I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.

jap burner

Any Japaneses based mode of transportation. Typically confined to a mode of transportation, but can also be used to describe any gas power engine device with Asian characters on it. This would also include a Chinese scooter for example, because it would have "characters" on it, but it would be a less typical usage. A Jap Burner can be a car, motor cycle, tank, or even a leaf blower. The most proto-typical Jap Burner would be a Honda Civic with under chassis purple led-lights and spoiler. Jap Burners are also considered rice burners by definition.

I was at a stop light in my Silverado, and a Jap-Burner pulled up along side and wanted to race.

I couldn't hear the question over that Jap Burner that just passed, could you please repeat what you said?

crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off

Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner