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The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...
Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.
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The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus
I had to pay the whore extra to let me make a dick burrito with her
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When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.
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noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.
Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.
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An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
A derogatory term used for a short and fat person originating from mexico
My kid kinda look like a burrito beaner