Centuries of tradition

Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...

Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."

century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.

John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*

Jake Pauler of the Century

Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.

Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.

21st Century

International make fun of Keira century

Person 1: what century is the 21st century
Person 2: International make fun of Keira century
Person 1: oh no I'm called keira

21st century

The century that we live in

What!? The 21st century has 75,000,000,000 people!?