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Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024


Broken Chimney

When you cock slap a woman in the windpipe.

Man 1: "dude why is alyssa so quiet today?"
Man 2: "I gave her a broken chimney"

by Styrea October 19, 2018


Chimney corner

when four women are scissoring while passing around a joint.

I met the nicest gal while chimney cornering last night!

by UR Bush November 8, 2020


Chimney Puffer

Someone who smokes excessively - cigarettes, cannabis or of the sort

Dude look at that guy from school, he’s always smoking, what a chimney puffer

by Offensive terminology May 9, 2018


Chimney Sweep

The act of giving a butterfly kiss to your partner's or participant's anus

I may have gotten pink eye from the chimney sweep I gave you last night

by UrbanDon312 August 1, 2017


Chimney sweep

The victim if a blood drinking cult ritualisticly hung on a chimney and bled out. Generally 2 men and the rest are women who all wear white on those nights. They all drink the chimney sweeps blood and go nut balls crazy!

Thay chimney sweep never looks thz same when they drain her, like shes not in there anymore.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 4, 2022


Chimney Sweep

Giving a blow job with vape smoke in your mouth.

I vaped then gave Peter a chimney sweep.

by AshLolo October 23, 2018