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a man who gives oral sex to a woman with pubic lice.
"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. This made me a Crab Muncher"
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When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
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crab soccer is a game that we used to play back in elementary school during physical education. the class would be split into two teams, each opposing one another from the baselines at either side of the gym. the centre line would be stockpiled with foam rubber balls about 1 foot in diameter, and when the coach blows the whistle you scuttle around in a moving backbend, hands and feet on the floor but body up, parallel to the floor... you look like a crab, hence the name.
it's hard as a mug to play crab soccer but it's also funny, as a mug.
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Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.
I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.
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Crabs your computer get from sexual cybering activites. Cyber STD
That Cam Hoe gave me Cyber Crabs!
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The act of inserting one's thumb into a females vagina while putting all four fingers into her butt hole. AKA one in the pink, four in the stink.
The catholic girl didn't want her cherry popped, so she had a lot of anal sex, which made giving her the crab claw so much easier.
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When one rolls back there eyes and says"tktktktktktk" while clawing each hand like a crab and bending down and walking side to side after performing a successful troll.
Steven-"i have 12 fingers!"
Austin- "No way thats soo weird"
Steven-*performs troll crab*
TROFL
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