When one sticks s habanero oil chicken wing up their own ass then dies.
He gave himself a habanero earl. #Earlsgottadie
A school that looks like a prison with gay cucks.
Oh my gawd, this guy from Earl of March? Disgustang...
A sex offender from Stoke on Trent who does tatooing.
Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"
Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.
I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.
Someone who can bring joy to your heart by singing the African Sundance of reggae music
Earl Sundance concerts always sell out African people say he bring the shake a bone to there heart
When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.
Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.