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A Republican who screamed bloody murder for a war with Iraq; but now that we don't have enough troops, has a million excuses for why they can't sign up.
Rush Limbaugh, Andrew Sullivan, Ann Coulter, the staff of the National Review, everyone at FoxNews, College Republicans, Young Republicans, etc.
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A party where people (usually family, friends, or a combo of the two) get together and have a game where you unwrap, steal, and trade off presents never actually useful in real life. I mean, my family W.E. party got me a laser tape measure!
"What's up! How did the White Elephant party go?"
"I got a laser thingy!"
"Ooh! That sucks."
"Are you kidding?! That thing is awesome! You push the button and a little red dot comes out!"
"..."
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when you grab someone by their shoulders and pull them down while you ram yourknee into their ass. It makes them feel like they gotta shit sooo bad.
I gave justin timberlake an elephant hump 3 days ago and I haven't seen him since. George lopez said that justin's still takin a crap.
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Republicans haved employed in the United States a means to sway public opinion. They use a DoD tactic called Perception Management. See Wikipedia Listing "Perception Management". They have employed this tactic on Democrats that "sit on the fence" come time to vote. Thereby flipping votes and deceptively becoming Totalitarian. Thusly the name totalitarian-elephant. They are truly "Reds".
Those totalitarian-elephants, using Perception Managment, have virtually flipped the US voters to Republicans.
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Is someone who places their glasses around their thighs, and in doing so places them above penis.
Bored bespectacled male of the species
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1. Stage name of Joseph Carey Merrick (1862-90), a man afflicted with two diseases, neurofibromatosis I and Proteus Syndrome, which made his body puff out into a series of tumours that deformed his face, head and one side of his lower body. (Often incorrectly thought to have had elephantiasis). Lived as a circus freak for some time before attracting the attention of British higher society. Died in a tragic attempt to sleep flat on his back at the age of 27; his massive head dislocated his neck. The subject of a biopic in 1980, directed by David Lynch.
2. Any social pariah, anyone seen as monstrous.
The Elephant Man's skeleton has been removed from public view.
After the incident with Hannah's microwave oven, she sees me as an Elephant Man.
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What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.
The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.
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