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The best sport ever created. Played mostly by girls. Guys wish they could play. The uniforms are awesome most of the time. The goalies are courageous and some look like they are on steroids. The stick actually doesn't look like a hockey stick that much it is shaped like a "J". The balls are big (That's what she said) and solid. It is easy to get injured but the players are so damn fine that they don't care.
when people say they are going to play the best sport ever immeditaly assume they mean field hockey
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an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.
harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.
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The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.
I just totally did a Jordan Field
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A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!
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Nigger that works in the field all day picking cotton instead of working inside like a house nigger.
I be jeolous of dat house nigger washing dishes. I be a field nigger working outside picking cotton.
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this is the "gangster" name for Topsfield. A total joke only because kids in Topsfield attempt to be ghetto, and uh yea it doesn't work out so well. If you ever visit Topsfied, be prepared for the ghetto-ness...it's one tough town.
Hey dog..wanna come to my house? i live in t-field.
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Landry Fields is a Shooting Guard/Small Forward in the NBA. He was once known for making the secret handshake and sleeping with Jeremy Lin on his couch for a night. Landry Fields is now known for being married to Super-SUPER-sexy model Elaine Alden. (Lets see if the marriage lasts)
Fan#1 :"Hey did you go the game last night?"
Fan#2 :"Yea Landry Fields played 15 minutes right?"
Fan#3 :"YEA, he had like 5 points and 4 rebounds, what a night!"
Fan#1 :"I don't care about Landry Fields, I was staring at his wife! Even though Landry Fields sucks on court.... OFF COURT HE'S A LEGEND!"
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