gym surfing

The practice of abusing free trials at various gyms to prevent paying for a membership.

I'm only in town for a couple weeks but I gotta work out bro. I'm gonna try gym surfing so I don't have to pay.

gym pollution

Anyone showing improper gym etiquette which can consist of but not limited to: People who believe that Going to the gym revolves around having a Gold's Gym photo shoot while everyone else is trying to workout. Also those individuals who love having deep conversations during their exercise regiment via in person or text. Furthermore, gym pollution can be defined as anyone being unproductive in a productive environment such as the weight room, studio, or gym.

What's with all the selfies, checking in, and texting your girlfriend you're working out? You embarrass me with your gym pollution dude. Work out, break a sweat, and taking so many breaks on your phone.

Beta gym

Someone who goes to a beta gym is beta and weak. I go to a alpha gym which smallest weights are half a ton

I bet your a beta gym pussy i only lift real weights

Gym Celebrity

Some one who is always at the Gym and knows everyone there. Sometimes but not always a self absorped person male or female who is constently looking in the mirror. Obviously spends to much time coordinating their gym attire.
Male Definition: oversized "lats" cannot put his arms down, Always is talking way to long between "sets", stays on certain machines for a ridiculous amonts of time.
Female Definition: Has a hot body but is soo stuck up, always sticking out her ass and tits when working out, always on her phone, Botox

There is Joe again talking smack and flexing again..
Wow he is such a Gym Celebrity.

There is Jen again dping those extra deep squats all on purpose.
Seriously she is such a Gym Celebrity

Come to the gym

An expression when you are inviting someone to have a fight.

Hey Dragona, wanna come to the gym with me? There's one on the other side of the street.

Gym Sack

Your sweaty balls after going to the gym.

Unlce: Next time you don't clean that bathroom I'm gonna wipe my dirty gym sack all over nose

Gym Thunder

When someone at the gym drops a load of weights suddenly, usually in a machine, causing a deafening sound to occur. A common phenomenon and most people try to act like they are not bothered.

I don't know if that guy is trying really hard or just being annoying because that was some serious gym thunder.