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Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll
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I crashed my bike today and smashed my neptune hammer on the frame.
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A ban hammer is an avatar depicting a club, used to threaten banishment by antisocial bullies who become moderators at forums & virtual communities.
Its an offensive picture used to intimidate people, by nazi-like creeps at forums who become mods or admins because they have no creative abilities, friends or respect for others; so they lurk about bullying & abusing people as a way of feeling superior & powerful in the community (when clearly they are most inferior as evidenced by their lack of useful abilities to contribute with otherwise)
As in life, the antisocial, mean & dumb are the ones who go about abusing & threatening people to inflict rules...rules being useless constraints picked arbitrarily, not so much for the purpose of prohibiting an unwanted behavior, but more as an excuse to commit abusive acts to show "who's the boss of who"
A "ban hammer" picture is designed to imply these bullies are to be feared. Bullies only know how to feel okay by making people scared of them. It gives them a weird dirty thrill. This is why they get excited by a picture of a hammer being used to violently destroy other people's stuff. This is why they like & use the "ban hammer" avatar.
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Mods, banning, & report buttons are the things that ruin otherwise perfectly good fun, friends & being creative, at forums and virtual communities
The ban hammer avatar symbolizes this kind of pointless interference and repression, which is valued only by bullies seeking excuses to exist.
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Nickname given to LeBron James by Sports Nations Michelle Beadle.
The Akron Hammer through down the monster dunk.
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1. A sexual act of giving a blowy that resembles the motions of a jack hammer. A nude male leans back, resting his hands on the back of his head, rustling his fingers through his fine mane of hair, sending an open invitation to his female companion (or slam piece) to get to work. The female then crouches down like a tiger and forms her mouth into a perfect circle, licking her lips as she does so. She makes a quick, vertical drop, encompassing her mouth around the male's shaft with such ease. She begins moving so fast that smoke begins to appear from the rod, accompanied by the man's moans and screams, telling her to stop. Her movements then becomes involuntary and she cannot stop. Her jaw cramps and becomes locked on the penis. This is where the jaws of life come in handy, this being a household appliance, such as tongs or scissors to pry the mouth off. If a man wishes to avoid the jaws of life situation entirely, he will violently punch the girls face multiple times to knock her head off his wanker before he begins to chafe.
Ex. Zach: Yo Lauren, get on your dirty knees and give me a jaw hammer.
Lauren: Zach, you know what happened last time I gave you one. Your penis is still half-covered in band-aids!!
Zach: Bitch, I don't care!! *Grabs her head and forces her into submission. 2 minutes later, a scream is heard and the smoke alarms go off. They burn alive.*
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An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.
Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!
Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.
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A catchphrase that was used by MC Hammer when he would start dancing.
"Wo-o, uh-uh-uh, uh-o, HAMMA TIME... HAMMA TIME!"
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