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Unlike what other people think, who are morons and don't identify the 'reverse' of the 'reverse houdini'...it is when you've performed a houdini so often (aka, you're engaging in anal sex, pull out and act like you're coming on her back but instead are drooling and she turns to see and you cum in her face) that she turns to catch the facial and you just hock a loogie in her face. The idea here people is that it is degrading SO MUCH to the point that a normally highly degrading act is hightened by an even more degrading act. This girl is OWNED!
A girl who's pretty much a useless piece of tramp ass - Reverse Houdini baby!
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Weed that looks awful but is in reality the stickiest of ickies
GUY:dude this weed is shit
Dealer: DAWG its dat houdidni man HOOTY HOO BABY YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Guy: well i guess its ok then
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the act of fucking and then spiting on a womens back then she thinks you're done but then you cum in her face
i gave sally a hidden houdini and she took it by surprise.
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A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)
Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"
Female: "Yes! What will we have?"
Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"
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(1)when your banging a bitch in the closet and you switch with your buddy right when your going to cum and cum all over her purse and clothing.
(2)when your beating the coochee out doggy style and you spit on her back and she turns around and you bust a huge load all over her face, try to get in the eyes or mouth.
"Dude I pulled a Houdini"
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The act of leaving a sex partner while he/she is asleep, and replacing yourself with a fresh turd.
"I got banged by this guy last night and he pulled a hanky houdini. He dissappeared and turned himself into a turd!"
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when you're doing her doggy style, let some warm saliva drip down on her back, then when she turns around thinking you came, you firehose all over her!
I gave that bitch the Dirty Houdini!
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