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Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.
Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.
The act of jerking someone off in anger because they are sexual repressed.
"Steve gave up masturbation for Lent and complained frequently, Rob asked if letting someone else masturbate would be against the rules and offered a Stoj job...
The sensual act of recieving a handjob with a grinch glove. Typically popular around the holiday season. The act is generally followed by a meal of roast beast.
I stole christmas AND got a grinch job!
The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.
My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.
The act of releasing semen reserve from the anus during anal sex. Also known as a YJ. Commonly refered to as Cumloading.
Man1: I was fucking this chick in the ass when suddenly she unloaded all this cum she had stored in her ass all over my dick.
Man2: You got a Yanik Job.
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GOP/Tea Party propaganda term for uber-wealthy Americans. Typically used when Democrats suggest asking America's billionaires and corporate entities to shoulder their fair share of the tax burden.
The thinking is that if you take away any of rich people's $$$, they will stop putting their money back into the economy (aka creating jobs). Unfortunately, these rich fuckers could care less about creating jobs, unless it's cheap overseas labor... and when they don't pay their taxes, America suffers.
What a sec, isn't this whole "job creators" b.s. the same thing Raegan tried to sell us back in the 80s with "trickle-down economics." Ouch, my ass hurts. Somebody get me some Vaseline!
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