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1. a painting by the famous artist Leonardo da Vinci; perhaps the most well-known painting in the history of art
2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. These girls are the hardest types to understand.
Many painters adore the Mona Lisa, da Vinci's greatest work.
My girlfriend is such a Mona Lisa. I can't ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.
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A girl who would seduce you, get you drunk and when you sleep she will call her mates to mug you. Next day she will play victim and search with you.
Mona Lisa
Long hair, don't care, she handle the business and don't ever tell
She know where you hide it, tell me where it's hidden
She know when you're gone, tell me when to visit, we break in your home
And take this specifics and meanwhile the bitch is on vacation with him so she don't get blamed
(Lil Wayne)
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One who is smart and charming when docile but prone to irrationality when irritated angered.
You had a great point until you Lisa Kwon'd out.
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Lisa chant is an amazing person who is good at everything. All it's love her and all girls want to be like her. Everyone wishes they could be around her all the time because she is the definition of perfect. She is amazingly beautiful and is really loud and confident a trait only special people have. You should cry because your not her.
Lisa chant is Amazing,beautiful,lovely,perfect ,loud,sexy, tall
16 year old Snapchat model. Everyone thinks she is gorgeous. She dated Jacob Sartorius in the past.
Have you seen Lisa Nightingale’s story? She’s so stunning.
A painting of the Mona Lisa which is soo hot
aart: done painting the mona lisa, but hotter
leo: ayo thats not a mona lisa thats a mono lisa
mark: leo's right. could you give that mono lisa a body, a torso, a vagina...
aart: umm, okay? lemme guess with a hole?
mark: mmm, that would be perfect for fucking
the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.
lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.
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