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Things done with or by a Moose.
Guy:"What's moose stuff?"
Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...
Guy:"Get in..."
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Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html
I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
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When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!
Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
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When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.
"Come down later for moose soup" "You guys come down later, I have moose soups and everything"
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Men who like to bond by going out drinking, usually to excess, at the local Moose Lodge wherever they may be.
My cousins are the quintessential Moose Boys.
(Noun) the state at which a moose orgasms. You really don’t need an explanation
Me: “Yo, the fuck be that MFING sound? Sounded like moose orgasm or somin.”
neighbour: “ it is, and she is enjoying it. Besides, it’s none of your business!”
Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.