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they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!
mosquitos are controlled by the government
*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*
"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.
“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”
1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos
These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?
Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH
a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(