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When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
The act of creating a new open during anal sex that allows the free flow of gas during the festivities.
Lady: What would you like to do for our anniversary?
Fran: It is a special night, we could try muffler stuffing.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.
So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.
I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.
A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -
When a glass dildo shatters inside during use
1: where were you yesterday?
2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔
1: type shit