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The art of fucking a female with your own head.
"dude i put stacy in a coma last week after I gave her a pressure point!""
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A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.
Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).
When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!
There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooo f! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!
And enjoy till empty.
pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.
pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.
You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!
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Your girl or whomever has good coochie and good head she good at both
She got a pressure pack
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The art of forcing someone to tip you.
A bartender waits until your half drunk then adds a few dollars to the price of each of your drinks, thats pressure tippin.
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A level of pressure that doesn't apply to what is being done. For example, the kind of pressure some people put towards sports, even though sports are not life or death scenarios, is an unrealistic level of pressure put toward something that isn't meant to be taken as seriously as it already is.
Unrealistic pressure goes with unrealistic expectations. Once people try and go beyond doing something for enjoyment to doing it just to break or tie another record, or to make statistics that nobody else has, they have lost sight of why people originally began at sports.
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Cole N has done this multiple times
Cole N folded under pressure (AGAIN)!
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Alternative name for penis, usually used amongst males or as a joke.
Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?
Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve