the fattest priest (Father McGurthy)on the episode, “iWant a World Record”(s01e10) which sam wants to meet so bad while everyone is trying to get a new world record .
Sam:” I want to meet the worlds fattest priest firsttttt.”
Carly: “NO WE HAVE THINGS TO DO, cmon.”
A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ
Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”
Priest Jason Matthews Is the newest family boss in 2021 of the Dixie mafia bases in the south the family is well know based out of south Georgia to the stat e of Arkansas .The family is worth over 33,000,000 dollars For it is better to be bound around around the neck and cast into the sea than to hurt these little ones Matthew's is based out of Mississippi
Priest Jason Matthews If a man hurts a child he will meet the priest for confession God so love the world he gave his only son for salvation.. I am the light of the world.
Ever had a "Frisky Priest" shot?
It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.
Elliot was out drinking with us and we got him a "frisky priest," he spat his drink all over the bar!
When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult
I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest
Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.
Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.
Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
When referring to a a boy who was annaly penetrated by a Priest.
Damn, kanye west did you know Macaulay Cogan was Priest Pussy.