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A voice used when talking on the phone. Sounding much more proper than one would usually speak on a regular basis.
(Man talking on the phone using his PV)
Woman: Nice Professional Voice faggot.
Man: WTF thats how I usually talk, i'll PIITB!!?!one!!shift11!
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When you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.
Person 1: did you hear that John is getting married?
Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!
Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!
Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
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A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's
Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90
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A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.
Have you heard about Nickgurr, that professional racist?
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A person with considerable experience in protesting who is often willing and able to put themselves in sometimes compromising positions in which others are not. Usually highly knowledgeable of the issues surrounding the protest and dedicated to the cause. Often a veteran of many protests and demonstrations and usually well-equipped to ensure that things run according to plan.
That protest camp is so well run, they must be professional protesters
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A man who is adept at various forms of martial arts, most notably Shotokan Karate, Kyokushin Karate, Shorinji Kenpo, Kajukenbo, Judo, Kali, Wing Chun, Jeet Kun Do, or Aikido. They never indulge in drinking alcoholic beverages, but hang around the area in a secret, undisclosed location. The moment a barfight erupts, they jump in screaming very loudly, clad in some sort of martial arts uniform such as a gi, and proceed to clean the bar.
Brian Urlacker: Hey buddy, you got a problem? Wanna take it outside?
Bas Rutten (professional barfighter): Hahaha, sure ok sounds like fun to me.
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Someone who has been such a jackass that the person has become famous for it.
Osama Bin Laden: I am a professional jackass, and I'm proud of it! And I'm in hell for it! I love being a terrorist!
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