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a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior
timmy: “come bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: “why he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”
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When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina
I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night
Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.
Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.
To not be allowed to do anything that is good for you, but still be allowed to do bad things.
You get yelled at for doing nothing and do homework a lot.
Symptoms include talking like a depressed person and saying you want to spend time with Dianna and Brodrick.
Person 1: Hey man wanna come over today and play wii?
Person 2: Sorry
Person 1: Dude what happened?
Person 2: I wanna spend time with Dianna and Brodrick cause I never get a chance.
Person 1: Dude, you totally got wii punished.
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The name of which one is given when blessed with the wee of an Asian god.
One man, One penis, One inch. The famous one inch punisher can pull any bitch.
“Bishop is the one inch punisher! I figured he was when he whipped out the dong that would make any Asian hit the gong!”
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Brake light punishment is what happens when a driver of a car in front of you feels you are too close to them and they put on the brake lights as punishment. The way you can tell if you have been Brake light punished is that there is no other car in front of the car in front of you or there is a wide empty space in front of the car in front of you. Brake light punishers are controlling people with low self esteem and abuse others because they have no life and are big stupid losers.
Man, I just got Brake light Punishment from that ass hole in front of me. That fucken loser!
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Break light punishment is what happens when a driver of a car in front of you feels you are too close to them and they put on the break lights as punishment instead of being nice and just getting the hell out of your way. The way you can tell if you have been Break light punished is that there is no other care in front of the car in front of you or there is a wide empty space in front of the car in front of you. Break light punishers are controlling people with low self esteem and abuse others because they have no life and are big stupid losers.
Man, I just got Break light Punishment from that ass hole in front of me. That fucken loser!
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