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society's emphasis and obsession on sex as though it is a missing flavor in everything.
The music industry is under a s-excition nowadays due to the over use of sex-appeal and sex-indicated lyrics.
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Slide up: usually said on Snapchat.
Person 1: bro s/u I need to tell you something.
Person 2: Alright.
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Stands for super-wasted.
I just drank my weight in beer, I'm s dubbed.
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The s-shape is the phenomena that occurs amongst voluptuous women, in which their body (from a profile view) exhibits the curves of the letter S, referencing, in particular, "dat ass" and "dem titties".
DAMN Jenny! You lookin right with dat S-Shape. Dat ass and dem titties are on point.
Waste Numbers are numbers that can be assigned to bodily secretions during times when yelling "I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!" may not be appropriate. Teachers also use them in preschool or kindergarten classes. The first 5 are ones all people can do. 6s are performed primarily by males, and 7 & 8 are exclusively female functions. Diarrhea is not assigned a number because it is essentially a form of #2. It can be called "#2 EXTREME!"
#1 = Urinate (pee)
#2 = Defecate (poop)
#3 = Flatulence (fart)
#4 = Vomit (barf)
#5 = Spit (hock-a-loogie)
#6 = ejaculate (cum)
#7 = menstruate (period)
#8 = vaginal gas expulsion (queef)
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "I gotta go to the bathroom."
Preschool Teacher: "#1 or #2?"
Snot-Nosed-Brat-girl: "Numba two x-treme! Life cereal gives me the shits. Fo sheezie ma neezie."
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Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.
Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"
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1. S&M, it's basically Sadism and Masochism which is a practice of taking or causing abuse during sex. An example of S&M is one partner whipping another during intercourse.
2. Feels so good being bad
There's no way I'm turning back
Now the pain is for pleasure
'Cause nothing can measure
Love is great, love is fine
Out the box, out of line
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more
'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But chains and whips excite me~ - Rihanna, S&M
Richard: "She call's me master because she's into S&M."
Tom: "What the fuck, Richard-"
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