When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off
Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!
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You lose both ways in a situation.
"I thought that lying to Mark would keep his feelings from being hurt, but really his feelings got hurt AND he doesn't trust me any more. That's a lose-lose situation."
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When you meet two Vietnamese chicks that are down for a three-way.
"So what happened with those two Vietnamese bitches you were hanging out with?"
"Bro I slayed all that Hoison pussy...it was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation!"
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Pathological (secondary) narcissism that is induced in adulthood by dysfunctional coping with celebrity, wealth, and fame.
The "victims" - billionaire tycoons, movie stars, renowned authors, politicians, and other authority figures - develop grandiose fantasies, lose their erstwhile ability to empathize, react with rage to slights, both real and imagined and, in general, act like textbook narcissists.
t is likely that ASN is merely an amplification of earlier narcissistic conduct, traits, style, and tendencies. Celebrities with ASN already had a narcissistic personality and have acquired it long before it "erupted". Being famous, powerful, or rich only "legitimized" and conferred immunity from social sanction on the unbridled manifestation of a pre-existing disorder. Indeed, narcissists tend to gravitate to professions and settings which guarantee fame, celebrity, power, and wealth.
- Did you see that singer's body language and mannerisms? I remember her when she embarked on her career only a year ago! She was so modest then!
- A case of Acquired Situational Narcissism, probably.
Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.
Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation
An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.
Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.
When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.
Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.
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