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Shoving your own head up your ass and clenching
Listening to Cardi B made me want to put myself in a San Francisco Sleeper Hold
When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.
Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.
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A three seating that can be converted into a two sleeping at night.
The first class sleeper row is good for my trip from Sydney to Brisbane.
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a gay fag, he owns a ro ball league,
stupid;small;white;14;balti man
"if you ever see killacorey ( russian sleeper agent), make sure to pay official robux to stay safe!!!"
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When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.
I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"
...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"
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When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.
Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."
When a woman appears to have a normal sized backside but when you see her without clothes it’s huge
Damn I didn’t realize my new girlfriend had a sleeper fatty!