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Pada-sloth

Jaredus padaleckius or the Giant Pada-Sloth, is an example of charismatic megafauna, a term that refers to large animals that have widespread popular appeal.

The Pada-sloth gets its name from one the seven deadly sins.

The pada-sloth climed smeckles to take a nap.

by pada-sloth luvr June 30, 2009

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yellow sloth

an asian persons dick who gets erect very slow and is almost microscopic and is very ugly.

Girl "oh my god that kid Deng has such an ugly and small dick'
Friend "i cant believe you fucked a guy with a yellow sloth"

by mama llama asian dingle January 24, 2012

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Sloppy Sloth

When a man or a woman lies on there back, puts their hands and feet in the air and simultaneously delivers a hand job and foot job to two male partners. If done correctly it should resemble a sloth climbing on a branch.

Helen gave a sloppy sloth to the captains of the football team

by ark builder March 25, 2014

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Cock sloth

a slutty female that is very permiscuious, and or often seen swinging from one or many penises.

Did you smash again? Damn, that girl's a cock sloth.

Everytime she comes around, she's hangin all over me.
I know she's such a cock sloth.

by D. Trump a.k.a BigBidness May 12, 2008

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stoner sloth

An Australian smoker. Most commonly seen in their anti-marijuana commercials.

Oh Stoner sloth.

by AvocadoSwag December 30, 2016

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Rock Sloth

A particularly unfortunate looking female. One who is usually overwieght.

"Did you see Mike last night man he was so drunk!"
"Yea dude he went home with this total Rock Sloth."

by Droob411 March 12, 2009

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Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017

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