crusty snail

A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.

He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"

Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)

Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year

Snail drag

when a ho sits on your face and drags her snatch across the bridge of your nose and down your chest leaving a slimy residue!

last nightg when I was with your mom she showed me the ropes(snail drag)

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Snail Pepehands

snail is a pleb in admiral bulldog who imprison because of playing music “becalmed” in the game of sea of thieves.

you can use the sentence everytime you hear “becalmed” soundtrack anywhere or you see uncausedsnail85 in admiral bulldog’s stream
“snail pepehands his only crime was music pepehands”

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snail's doorstep

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

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