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An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.
Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.
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A song that you don't particularly like but "follows" you and plays everywhere you go.
"Dude, don't you like that song 'Boom Boom Pow'?"
"No, that's my stalker song."
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The stalker eye involves looking at someone in such a way that it intimidates them and makes them feel like their space is being intruded upon.
This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.
This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.
A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.
A man sees a woman at the grocery store who is incredibly attractive. He hovers in her vicinity, while giving her the stalker eye.
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Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
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An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.
"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"
"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
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that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.
to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.
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this is done when you either pull more forward than you normally would, or stop sooner than normal at a light in order to gain better position to see a hot chick in the car next to you.
i almost caused an accident earlier while doing a stoplight stalker. this chick was hot though.