if you don't straighten up your gravy will be thin in the morning
A very holy cracker used to drive away unpure souls such as demons
Bobbena: What the McChicken, a demon, go get the tHin wHeats out.
Demon: -Runs away in utter fear-
"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...
"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?
"What?"
"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"
When you are staying in a hotel with very thin walls, and when you “accidentally” break through the wall you land on two really hot naked chicks chilling in a Jacuzzi pool next door.
Did you hear how Andrew was lucky enough to have a freakin’ thin walling event? And it was during the Model United Nations trip nonetheless!
A thin layer (veneer) of shit stuck to your penis after doing anal sex. Sometimes visible sometimes not. Sometimes odourless and sometimes not.
I fucked this hot girl in the ass last night. On the ride home I could defined tell she left a thin veneer on my dick