A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.
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An annoying French person. Not all French people, you can call a Frenchy this after they do something stupid'
After Pierre stubs his toe, call him a toad sucker.
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also refered to as a toad sucking....
also see frog licker, nature nazi, bark humper, tree hugger
did you see the bark humping, toad sucker, toad sucking, tree hugging, nature nazi, protest to stop the trees from beign chopped down because of the little toads swiming in that pond
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to have a shit, especially a big one.
"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"
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Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.
The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.
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When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.
Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.
smokin a blunt with ya friends
Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.