Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.
Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?
noun. Slang for penis, dick, cock, etc., specifically when being fellated.
"Man, he ain't interested in your sister -- he only plays the pink trombone."
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A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.
First used by Holy Moly:
"You are never alone with a glass trombone"
Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.
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A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.
Let's get in the 69 position and you can practice playing the jamaican trombone.
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Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids
My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.
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when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.
i did a rusty trombone last night
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A very strange and rare sexual act. This is when a Female lick the back buttonhole of a male, whilst reaching around and giving the man pleasure by hand. When viewed from the side it appears as if the women is playing the trombone.
She gave me a great brass trombone.
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