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To express a positive outlook on an action or event most likely resulting in failure.
"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."
what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex
I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.
The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.
Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.
A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble
Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !
A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.
"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."
Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.
I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.
While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.
Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!