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United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

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United States of America

The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism

Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves

by Dr.Quackers September 8, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

by The Beast Master Fresh June 17, 2009

190๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States Tactical

A Large Tactical Gaming Clan, That has Superior Tactics and Skills, That makes us one of the Oldest And most Respected Swat Gaming Clans.. We have been around over 12 years now and will continue to grow.

"Wow, we got arrested.. Thats because their tactics were superior, they must be apart of United States Tactical."

by (US*T):Burgerking October 5, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baja United States

see Mexico

I went to Baja United States on a vacation recently. It was fun!

by NHRHS2010 November 13, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States of America

Simply the best country in the world to live in, it's a country where its citizens are treated as they deserves to be treated, people who commit crimes are properly punished by their acts, salary is worthy for the population, etc. Not to mention their High GDP per capita, natural beauties, landscapes, biological and ecological life, as well as the ethnic and cultural diversity the United States have, not to mention the fact the USA is the most powerful economic and militar superpower in the world and it evolved from a simple British colony to a global economic potence so quickly..............................

American: I'm so proud of be a American citizen, and you, my friend ?

Nationalist patriot: Sure bro, the United States of America is the best country in the world, i don't want to belittle another countries, however, people can say whatever they want about America, but, nobody can deny we are the most powerful global potence in the world, the American dollar is the most used and traded currency in the world and the fact the United States is more tolerant with immigration and immigrants than Japan, Russia, the UK, Italy and Spain, except for Canada and Australia

by Vini_250 July 30, 2018

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