Guy: Holy motherfucker is that Grand Theft Auto? Can I play?
Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.
A great video game who actually is a cynical critic of American society
Have you ever played Grand Theft Auto ?
A game that was made by the company "niggers need to die " and published in 2013 then 2020 when the remastered came out on next gen nigger theft auto 5 is a open world game that niggers and faggots even cunts can explore! Including twats and wankers! aNyways you can tear through people in the most racist monster truck known to man the nigger monsta machine 6000!
nigger theft auto 5 is the most racist wonderful magnificent game known to racists Hitler even played early access in 1769 when it was in open beta! also the game doesn't allow nigger black kids to play so it would gas you if it caught yo kfc ass lurking around bitch
I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...
Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
Grand theft auto is game that will make you evil you kill people with car and gun with michal and trebber
Girl: wanna smash
Person: *kills her with car*
Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five
In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump
Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men
Bike Theft Auto is the best movie
A term coined by Vanessa Merrell and John Vaughn to describe the act of watching another passenger's screen on a plane, even when one has their own screen in front of them.
Sam: I was trying to binge my show on the flight, but the dude next to me was committing some major Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft beta