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To break up with a girl by getting completely naked except for two white socks. You then must grab your dick in one hand, do a nazi salute and goosestep out of the room saying it's over in your best general grevious voice.
"Hey man, just general Grevioused my girlfriend"
"How did it go?"
"My voice was a bit rusty"
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Is way cooler than Night Rider.
The Hasslehoff isn't cool enough to squeegee the windshield of the General Lee.
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Describing our fascination with instant gratification. Cell phones, txt/sms messages, and email.
As members of the microwave generation we have become so impatient, we find ourselves standing in front of the microwave tapping our foot yelling "Come on 15 seconds!"
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Parents told them to educate theirselves.
Employers told them to go f*** theirselves.
Now that's what Generation Y is about!
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Most 16-18 year olds in the UK are forced to take this subject, but it isn't recognized by a lot of universities due to its incredible easiness (from personal experience, it is possible to get 93% without attending a single class, revising or even knowing what the exam is about). Serves to crush the confidence of students everywhere as they learn how to:
Read newspapers
Find the areas of surfaces
Form social opinions
Re-enforce work done two years ago for subjects which hold no interest
Also a nice source of income for examining boards.
1. "I wanted to go to my Further Maths lesson but I need to do some fucking General Studies speaking competition."
2. "Dude, she's easier than General Studies"
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A Generic Chav is basically your general chav. They have no personality whatsoever, they wear the usual chav apparel. Such as: Burberry cap, all black tracksuit, Black Nike Airmax’s. Usually the chav has only have 2 hairstyles to choose from. The limit in hairstyle choices comes from their low intelligence levels, they don’t have the cognitive capacity to think of other hair styles.
The two hair styles available are. 1) complete skinhead 2) grade zero on back and sides and short hair on top (kinda like they asked for a skinhead, but walked out of the barbers halfway through) - this is where the name Generic Chav comes from, when there’s a group of them together with the same haircut, they all look the same.
Typical chav/Generic Chav habitats:
- Outside McDonald’s
- Outside most corner shops
- Random street corners at night when it’s raining and freezing cold.
- Most football matches.
They often have a super power that most men do not have. They have the ability to pull/attract some of the most attractive women. Some of the most attractive women in your town have boyfriends that are Generic Chavs.
The super power of the chav can overpower attributes that usually make men very unattractive. Such as:
-Being on the dole
- walking around with their hands down their trousers.
-Spending the little money they have on weed. —Phleming and spitting on the street every 30 seconds.
- Having little to no qualifications.
-“She’s pretty, easy to talk to, intelligent. I think I might ask her out”
-“No point mate, she’s going out with a generic chav”
A British guy, usually named Scott (a.k.a Salad), born and raised in UK, but all the legal documents says he's from US. Owns a moped, but always says it's a bike. When ever going somewhere, he carries doll with him, which he takes pictures of and pretends that's him. He's a troll who likes to yeet, however he has declared that the trolling days are over. In other words a pleb.
StoneB: "Hey why's that guy so weird?"
VeryCute: "Oh never mind, that's just a typical General Caesar..."
General_Scott_Caesar: "Yeeet"