snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)

Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check

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giraffe money

tall stacks of money

dat boy got giraffe money

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the origami giraffe

The sexual position of which the woman throws her legs back over her head while laying on her stomach. The male performs normal vaginal intercourse, thus making the girl orgasm greatly, her moans making her stretch her neck in pleasure, resembling a giraffe.

1. "So dude, did you bang her hardcore or what?'
"Yeah man, we did a bunch of new positions. Such as the origami giraffe. It was crazy, dude. You should totally try it!"
"Thanks for the tip,I'll go try it out now!"

2. "Yo son,you do dat origami giraffe last night that shit was kick'n dawg.
"Yeah that bitch was moanin like a chicken,yeaahh boiii"

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giraffe hat

1. A hat worn by a giraffe

2. In the game NFL street, a giraffe hat is to fumble the ball from 10 yards or closer to the End Zone, have the other team run it back to their 10 yard line and also fumble it, and then you run the ball back and get a touchdown

3. In some cities in canada a giraffe hat is used in place of the Sentence "Aaron is a total n33b"

ex 1. "I'm a giraffe, so im wearing a giraffe hat"

ex 2. "OMG, you just got giraffe hat im never playing this game again"

ex 3. "giraffe hat, cause ur a total noob aaron"

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giraffe style

It's doggy style on stilts

I hurt my wrist yesterday. I fell off my stilts when I was hitting it giraffe style

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Giraffe Abortion

1) To completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb

1) I hope the Brazilian Soccer Team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the Confederation Semi-Finals
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.

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Flaming Giraffe

So two dudes are standing up, right? But then one dude bends over, holding onto the other dude's waist, and starts blowing the dude. So then the dude getting the bj all starts waving his arms like "He-ey, look at us, Richard. Motherfucking Flaming Giraffe! Lol."

Some guy with another guy bending horizontally at the waist blowing him: "He-ey, look, Richard, ohmygawd. Flaming Giraffe! Hello!"

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