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A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason
Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
When sexual acts are semi-violent. Ruff sex. Most likely done during "Doggy Style" Sex.
Man Dirty Jose was totally beating those last night. Your mom broke in half.
Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag
"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"
An expression that at once highlights an individual's interest in becoming intimately involved with someone and their reservations about doing so.
"Girl, he is fine the HOUSE, but I'm NOT about to tug on those sheets."
A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.
Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."
Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.
Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.