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bitch thought

Thoughts/feelings pertaining to an unfortunate situation, in which someone thinks badly of someone/something for inconveniencing them, instead of actively trying to problem solve.

My friend told me how he got mad when an old lady held him up at the store paying for her items in coins. I told him that was a bitch thought.

by Theredscribbler June 3, 2017


Innocent thoughts

Thinking about sliding up in them cheeks while reaching around to squeeze some titties and play with that kitty.

I was having innocent thoughts while spooning with Paola

by Rbbj1974 October 22, 2019


Deep Thought

A supercomputer built by Lunkwill, Fook, and other “hyperintelligent pandimensional beings.” When Deep Thought is finally up and running, Lunkwill and Fook ask Deep Thought to tell them the answer to “Life, the Universe and Everything.” After confirming that there is an answer, Deep Thought informs them that it will take 7,500,000 years to come to a conclusion. After 7,500,000 years, Deep Thought finally reveals the answer to “Life, the Universe and Everything” to Pouchg and Loonquawl (ancestral descendants of Lunkwill and Fook). The answer, Deep Thought upholds, is 42. When Pouchg and Loonqwual express their disappointment, Deep Thought suggests that they don’t understand the answer because they don’t truly understand the question they’ve asked in the first place. To help them comprehend this question, Deep Thought makes another computer (the next version of itself). This computer is the planet earth, and it will take 10,000,000 years to explain to them the question they so desperately want to understand. In the intervening time, the “hyperintelligent pandimensional beings” live on the planet in the form of mice. Unfortunately, the Vogons annihilate earth five minutes before the conclusion of the project.

Deep Thought maintains the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

by November 6, 2021


thought rant

When you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn't end up happening.

Dude, I had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.

by SecretServixMann July 19, 2017


before thought

It's that you knew something before it happened.

Before thought - You thought of a style of shoes then you seen them in the mall.

by recool August 11, 2011


Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.

AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious January 20, 2018


thought porn

What I say to describe a sexual fantasy

Me: So, the other day, while having some thought porn-

by dO I LOOK- September 7, 2021