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(n.) Time when three female friends all shake their booty at the same time while dancing to:
a) an underground rave techno song (most prefferably)
b) an dirty rap song
c) fast classical music
*while a WHICKED techno beat plays in background*
"THREESOME BOOTY-SHAKE TIME!!!!"
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Sleeping with two or more people within 12 minutes of each other. Derived from irish twins.
What did you do after that party? Wait, you nailed a chick from Suffolk and a Canadian 10 minutes later? Amazing! You had an Irish Threesome.
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A medical condition in which two sperm from two different males fertilize two eggs from the same female, followed by the merging of the two fetuses.
It is unsure at the time whether or not any cases of Alabama Threesome Syndrome have been confirmed.
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Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?
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Shelly and Adam had are having a Non-Sexual Threesome. Looks like they're kids may be getting involved now.
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An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.
Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.
A threesome involving two women and a man. It is represented by holding one's middle finger up, and the pinky-ring finger gap, and index-thumb gap representing the women, the middle finger representing the man.
The opposite of a devil's threesome
Joe couldn't wait to tell his buds he'd just had a fuck you threesome with two german exchange students
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