Keenan through ball

A 'Keenan through ball' is a colloquial term derived from the latin saying 'Keenan throughith ballith'. It has been adopted more recently to describe a beatifully flighted chip pass in Fifa 11 of which only one man can complete, seriously only one man. Throughout history the term has been heard on numerous occasions such as when the Romans first invaded Britain; artefacts found read "Gregoran Keenantiosis, a high ranking chief of the empire, a Legotas Regionas if you will, was seen in town today, his hat tilted ever so slightly, which made all around want to be in his gang per chance, was moving fair maidens along when his hat, or officially Roman war helmet (from All Saints), suddenly fell to the ground. Aghast, rather than lose face with said vixens all around, Gregoras took one touch of the helmet with his left boot, then with his right and graciously proceeded to deliver the most poetic flick, spinning the helmet high through the air to a passing Centurion who volleyed it in to a passing carriage." Seen by many as an act of lunacy at the time, history dictates that what was witnessed that day went on to change many peoples lives as well as form the template for Italian football many centuries later.

Keenan through ball, As above

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drag through the garden

A food item, all decked out with all the little goodies, deluxe style. Usually meaning vegetables, but not necessarily so. The opposite of plain. Frequently something that has been dragged through the garden has so much other stuff on it that the original or basic item is burried and lost. Sometimes used for a fast food "vegetarian" hamburger that consists of a bun, condiments and everything else - but no meat.

Usually used to mean adding all available items, especially with a hamburger, pizza or omelette. A hamburger with onion or a slice of tomato isn't dragged through the garden. A hamburger with tomatoes, lettuce, onions, mushrooms, olives, green peppers and sprouts is.

"You want cheese on that hamburger?"

"Give me cheese and drag through the garden!"

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I ordered a cheese omelette, but this is a drag through the garden special.

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through the eyes of the dead

one of the best hardcore metal bands ever!!! thier use of extremely fast double bass pedals and face melting breakdowns are what has given them such a huge fan base...

TTEOTD was my favorite metal band until they decided to kick anthony gunnels out and bring in Nate Johnson.
Even though the new stuff is brytal as hell and still sounds amazing...they sound like any other metal band now.
Anthony's vocals and josh kulicks drums were the only thing seperating tteotd from the rest of the hardcore metal scene and now that anthony is gone...well we will just have to see how much longer this once great metal band will make it

Hey did you go to the through the eyes of the dead concert last night?

yea man it was insane!!!! they sacrificed a live goat on stage and then set it on fire while they ripped my face off

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Death Drive-through

Nickname for Walgreen’s drive-through since it takes so long that people have died in their cars waiting to be served.

Let’s head down to the Death Drive-through, we can watch a movie in the car while we wait.

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See-through skin

When you are so skinny, you can see all of the outlines of the person's bones, so it appears that they have see-through skin

A string bean, See-through skin

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through the night

If you think he's cute you better tell him.

"You are a cute man. And you are funny and sexy. I love spending time with you."
"You are repeating your line"
"Its not a line. Its whats on my mind. Why are you in your Accuso Mode?"
"You accused me (!) first of only going after your ass. which i would never do coz its ugly."
"It was not an accusation but an imitation of what i had read on ud minutes before and i thought it was you."
"It wasnt"
"Well then nevermind"
"We should be naked more often, kissing and hugging. These weird conversations are not getting us anywhere. Come here now. I need you to help me make it through the night."
"Oh bebbe
you're right
On my way"

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through the moon

You may think it is too difficult to achieve, or it may be just a trick?

You can't get that published that's through the moon. Its too outrageous, nobody will believe you!

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