A college who claims to have 12 National Championships, but really only have 4 outright championships. (1961, 1965, 1979, 1992)
Alabama Crimson Tide
Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.
Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.
In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.
In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.
In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.
In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.
In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
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heavy menstural flow exhibited by a woman from Alabama.
That girl from Birmingham has had to change her pad three times already. She's must be having an Alabama Crimson Tide
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Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!
Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)
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More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant
Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!
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Only the best Nation in the world!
Person 1: "Yo are you part of Tide Nation?"
Person 2: "Nah what's that?"
Person 1: *Plugs @Realnwordtide on twitter so he could become a part of the TideNation*
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after drinking a bottle of Rip Tide (tastes like carbonated Propel), when you become seriously hyper and crazy. Happens in three stages:
pre-effect: when you first start drinking the Rip Tide, and you get this weird giddy feeling.
effect: not long after you finish the bottle,all the sudden you get really hyper. This stage includes inappropiate jokes, lots of giggling, random bursts of dancing, and other assorted silliness. May last anywhere between 10 minutes and two hours.
post-effect: depending on you, this could be one of two things. either, you just go back to normal, or you expeirence total system shut-down. During total-system shut-down, you'll feel groggy and have trouble concentrating on anything in particular. WARNING!!! It is possible to fall asleep during this stage!
Often happens to middle school students during their lunch period.
After lunch, everyone agreed that the Rip Tide Effect definitley made for good entertainment.
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Having the ability to make anything happen
Jcole made waves in a low tide when he went platinum at the time when the industry was at its lowest.