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a second tissue used to pick up an original tissue used by yourself, or someone else
Person 1-hey, get that tissue over there
Person 2-eww, its been used
1-use a back-up tissue
2-whatever, *mumbles*..floppy in the joppy
get out the balls and tissue enter in name here is coming to attack
Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.
Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much
When you have tissue/s filled with mucus or any other substance and you use another tissue to dispose of it without getting it on your fingers, which in this case, is called a "Carrier Tissue".
Dad: Those tissues are gross! How will you carry it to the trash?
Son: don't worry i have the carrier tissue
A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose