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An expression used when something is too impractical to even be considered, but somehow is. Usually used to try and talk someone out of doing something dangerous or stupid.
Frank: Come back in the window, I really don't think you should be jumping off the roof.
Joe: I know what I'm doing.
Frank: No really. This is Mel Gibson Crazy.
The male equivalent to a female Camel Toe.
Did you see Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"?
No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!
Mel Mar-
A girl named either Melissa or Melanie whose middle name is Marie or Mary which in turn then creates the nickname MelMar.
Always a beautiful lass who loves the color pink, animals, politics, and someone who has very high ideals.
"My friend's name is Melissa Marie, but everyone calls her Mel Mar (MelMar)"
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"Suck My Cock" in Portugese.
A really cool way to start chatting up a girl if she does not speak Portugese.
If she DOES speak Portugese, then statistically 1 in 6 who say it will get the desired result...the other 5 will get a mack in the mouth.
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When you fuck a Nazi with one testicle, having a squirrel right next to the left boob of the partner (male or female). Then you blow your load into her belly button. Once your load is blown, take the squirrel and make it bite your partners genitalia. Screaming, I LOVE STEVE CARREL NAKED WITH HIS NOSE IN MY BUTT! Then whispering Mel Gibson Pimpin. With your eyes closed the whole time.
"Hey dude, i saw you with that hot girl last night, what did you two do?"
"Mel Gibson Pimpin"
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the act of going from a perfectly calm mental state, to bat-shit psychotic .. Whether or not this condition is inherent or provoked is still under debate..
If you two idiots don't stop arguing and do your jobs, I'm going to go Full Blown Mel in this motherfucker ! I've got rose gardens with your names on them; watch your butts.. harumph !
To get oral sex in a moving or non-moving vehicle by a latin woman.
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Spanish for: "Mom" = Mama, "(Insert any name here)" = Mel, "Bitch" = Bicho. Saying something about somebody's mom and that they are a Bitch.
"Me and Cash on somethin' holy on 23's hoe
Back windows say MAMA MEL BICHO." -Chip Da Ripper
(Freestyle)
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